How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.
At school today some big African American man came striding out of a corner and he was rapping obscenities. I was like wtf, He was coming right at me chanting about “pussy, and what hes going to do with it” That’s community college for you.
I want a job so bad. I want to work and make some cashhh.
Really hoping I did well enough on my SAT.
I want my own apartment. So I can watch movies with my girlfriend. All the time.