February 2012
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Ran 2.28 miles today! Felt so good. Hopefully I can keep increasing how much I run everyday.
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ACT said my scores would be available Feb. 27th. Where are they.
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
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Dressed in the form of classical rhyme.
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Plot twist: We all go to hell and the only people who go to heaven are the members of the Westboro Baptist Church
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“And all the handsome fellas used to want to hold her hand
But now she’s...”
– Animal Collective’s Queen In My Pictures
me: mom i got an 89.9 on my test
mom: wow i can't believe you would fail me like that you've not only dishonored your father and me as well but you've also dishonored anyone who has ever lived in our family i can feel your great grandfather rolling in his grave right now do you know what he did for you?? do you know how much time he spent farming so our family could have enough money to come to america and lead a good life DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE FOR YOU AND HOW YOU'VE DISGRACED HIM
me: mom i got a 90 on my test
mom: Rejoice in the Lord always And again I say again I say Rejoice in the Lord always And again I say again I say Rejoice Come bless the Lord come Bless the Lord Draw near to worship Christ the Lord And bless His name His holy name Declaring He is good
Me: dad can we get food?
Dad: no, you selfish kid
Sister: dad can we get food?
Dad: yes, bless you child, you've only eaten in two hours.
Watchchalcosoma:
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
Tommorow will be great. Job interview, and going out with the bbyz.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I can’t wait till in 15 years when I have my own TLC special about how I weigh 600 pounds
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
I have ACT tomorrow. My math score is holding me back from college. It sucks so much.
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
1thousandjulys:
so the superbowl right
I think Ireland will win but Krum will catch the snitch
mizzzery:
my first concert was beethoven reblog if you’re a real 18th-19th century kid
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