genuinelycornflakes: shavingryansprivates: iamsexualhealing: literallysame: how to make an egg salad sandwich seriously, what a waste of food. that was probably the most pointless thing i have seen all week. im ashamed. how the fuck did you manage to get offended by a video of someone smashing a sandwich
If there is one band that you must listen to in your life then it has to be...
my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the time you get to 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's nice weather go outside god you're so lazy
me: can i go out today
my parents: no
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
Animal Collective - Feels (2005)
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
me: hey everyone, I'm home!
internet: I've missed you
malesupremacist: times when it’s appropriate to drop it like it’s hot when the pimps in the crib when the pigs try to get at ya if a nigga get a attitude
It is time to clean my room. Its getting out of control. hahah
January 8th 2012. My birthday. ahh I love her so much shes so cute.
a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?